Two for the price of one
Um...
'His name's Giacometti. And I reckon he's the ripest, oldest cheese of the twentieth century.'
(and then)
'...they study physics and mathematics and doughnuts and stuff.'
-In a drama lecture, about ten minutes apart. I still want to know what type of scientists were being referred to in the second part.
(and then)
'...they study physics and mathematics and doughnuts and stuff.'
-In a drama lecture, about ten minutes apart. I still want to know what type of scientists were being referred to in the second part.
The reason why you don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
Beautiful
Tutor: 'Maladaptive behaviour is one of the signs of mental abnormality. It means that the behaviour is bad for you. I'm a heavy smoker. Is that bad for me?'
Class: 'Yes...'
Tutor: 'But would you want to lock me up?'
(silence)
-In a psychology tutorial
Class: 'Yes...'
Tutor: 'But would you want to lock me up?'
(silence)
-In a psychology tutorial
Good Ol' Donald Duck
Funny
"...and if anything goes wrong, you were never here. I was never here. And if anyone asks you to sign a piece of paper, sign it 'Donald Duck'. That's very important."
-End of a lecture on how to rig lights in a theatre.
-End of a lecture on how to rig lights in a theatre.
Good deal...
Bizarre
"$6 for two girls kissing?"
"You know, that's not a bad deal."
-A guy and girl at Deakin University, Australia.
"You know, that's not a bad deal."
-A guy and girl at Deakin University, Australia.