]> briar cat's blog http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/649 enTwo for the price of one http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1994 'His name's Giacometti. And I reckon he's the ripest, oldest cheese of the twentieth century.'<br /> <br /> (and then)<br /> <br /> '...they study physics and mathematics and doughnuts and stuff.'<br /> <br /> -In a drama lecture, about ten minutes apart. I still want to know what type of scientists were being referred to in the second part.The reason why you don't ask questions you don't want the answer to http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1932 Tutor: 'Maladaptive behaviour is one of the signs of mental abnormality. It means that the behaviour is bad for you. I'm a heavy smoker. Is that bad for me?'<br /> Class: 'Yes...'<br /> Tutor: 'But would you want to lock me up?'<br /> <i>(silence)</i><br /> <br /> -In a psychology tutorialGood Ol' Donald Duck http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1926 "...and if anything goes wrong, you were never here. <i>I</i> was never here. And if anyone asks you to sign a piece of paper, sign it 'Donald Duck'. That's very important."<br /> <br /> -End of a lecture on how to rig lights in a theatre.Good deal... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1878 "$6 for two girls kissing?"<br /> "You know, that's not a bad deal."<br /> <br /> -A guy and girl at Deakin University, Australia.