Masturbation as self-preservation
Submitted by kaliqo on Sun, 10/26/2003 - 8:15pm. Beautiful
"take it from me, guys - jacking off sure relieves the stress!"

-overheard while walking down the street to a friend's place
Dressed to the nines
Submitted by kaliqo on Sun, 10/19/2003 - 11:56pm. Bizarre
girl in tiara: "just to show i'm not all about being the princess, anyone want to switch with me?"
girl in pink boa: "i'm quite happy being the flamingo."
-at the table next to me at a play i was reviewing
Two small pieces of the wisdom pie
Submitted by kaliqo on Mon, 09/29/2003 - 5:58pm. Wisdom
"relationships are basically still friendships, just with orgasms attached."
-a.

"my mom called and i made this great connection with her cause i'd smoked up and was all femme-y and shit!"
-random guy at humour magazine meeting