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Okay, so I'm not sure this is really tragic...
Tragic
ComedySportz referee: "For this next scene we need a movie genre..."
Girl in audience: "Chicago!"
ComedySportz ref: "Uh, okay, so we'll do it in the style of a 1930s musical."
ComedySportz actor: "What, not like the band?"
Girl in audience: "Chicago is a band?"
ComedySportz ref: "Geez, that even makes me feel old."
- Anoka-Ramsey Community College, Cambridge, Minnesota
Girl in audience: "Chicago!"
ComedySportz ref: "Uh, okay, so we'll do it in the style of a 1930s musical."
ComedySportz actor: "What, not like the band?"
Girl in audience: "Chicago is a band?"
ComedySportz ref: "Geez, that even makes me feel old."
- Anoka-Ramsey Community College, Cambridge, Minnesota
Confusion?
Um...
"Will you engage in interracial homoeroticism with me?"
- a lily-white girl to a lily-white boy, Lindström high school, Minnesota
circa late 2001
- a lily-white girl to a lily-white boy, Lindström high school, Minnesota
circa late 2001
Sad But True
Wisdom
"You don't get full on the school lunches. You start getting nauseous. That's when you stop eating."
- an underclassman at lunch, Lindström high school, Minnesota, circa September 2000
- an underclassman at lunch, Lindström high school, Minnesota, circa September 2000
Oops
Funny
"Well, when I told my husband that I thought I might be pregnant again, he sat straight up in bed and said 'Don't you think we should see if we can raise the two we have first?!'"
- two older ladies in a thrift shop in Cambridge, MN
- two older ladies in a thrift shop in Cambridge, MN
