Maple Syrup Urine Disorder
Submitted by ApothecaryRose on Tue, 11/16/2004 - 3:31pm. Funny
"You would never need to buy syrup again.... Hey, honey, would you like some syrup on your pancakes?"
-my bio ap teacher after telling us about Maple Syrup Urine Disorder
Fun at Renaissance Festival
Submitted by ApothecaryRose on Mon, 11/15/2004 - 2:42pm. Funny
Three guys come up to me at Renaissance Festival this weekend. One was holding a sign, the other two were following him. On of the one following says to me:

"Would you like to buy a virgin?" And he points to the guy holding the sign. "For a while? An hour? A few hours? A day? A week?"

I just started cracking up laughing.
Submitted by ApothecaryRose on Sun, 11/14/2004 - 10:39pm. Funny
"yeah we've got spies! WE'VE GOT MORE SPIES THAN PEOPLE!"
-guy in my humanities class
Submitted by ApothecaryRose on Sun, 11/14/2004 - 10:16pm. Um...
“I need a summer job. G-O-B! Job!”
-girl in my humanties class