Fun at Renaissance Festival
Submitted by ApothecaryRose on Mon, 11/15/2004 - 2:42pm. Funny
Three guys come up to me at Renaissance Festival this weekend. One was holding a sign, the other two were following him. On of the one following says to me:

"Would you like to buy a virgin?" And he points to the guy holding the sign. "For a while? An hour? A few hours? A day? A week?"

I just started cracking up laughing.
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Poor business model
Posted by Mike on Tue, 11/23/2004 - 10:08am.
I suppose you'd have to return him in same condition or they'd be out of business.

Of course, you could have bought him for a day or so, taken him to a prostitute, offered to pay her for deflowering him, and then sat back to see what would happen. "I'm getting a refund from somebody, dammit! Go!!"

That may not be in keeping with the spirit of Renaissance Festivals though.
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