8 January 2001

Submitted by eve on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 9:55am. Wisdom

"...But before tigers crouched, Garth hurled."
--A guy in the parking lot of Andronico's

Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 04/03/2002 - 11:51am.

Archived comment by Apple:
"I say hurl! If you hurl and she bolts, it was never meant to be. But if you blow chunks and she stays, she's yours!"

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/23/2002 - 12:10pm.

Archived comment by simon:
the quote is from the ad campaign for the dvd release of both wayne's world movies.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/11/2002 - 3:00pm.

Archived comment by anson2:
Montygirl, No I'm not Anson Williams of Happy Days fame (nor a relative of his). But you do get 1.5 cool points for know who an obscure actor was in a sitcom that probably occurred before you were born.

And yes I really did have a quantum mechanics professor (at Berkeley no less!)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/11/2002 - 11:00am.

Archived comment by Montygirl:
Maybe someone said that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was the coolest movie. Then the guy said, "...But before tigers crouched, Garth hurled." Pointing out that their favorite movie up until CTHD was Wayne's World.

If not, it is obvious that anson2's quantum mechanics professor is correct.

Hey anson2, are you related to Anson Williams of "Happy Days" fame?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/11/2002 - 9:32am.

Archived comment by fair_n_hite_451:
Wasn't Wayne's World the movie that gave us the term "blow chunks"?

And Garth said - in response to seeing the dreamy girl in Stan Mikita's Donuts "I think I'm gonna hurl".

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/11/2002 - 5:17am.

Archived comment by Allen:
Nope, Chococat has it right. It was Garth talking to Phil, their friend who was once again "partied out."

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/11/2002 - 12:00am.

Archived comment by Matt:
I'm pretty sure it was Wayne (Mike Myers) who was driving and offered Garth (Dana Carvey) the cup, as he was the one who was about to chunder.

(cue "Bohemian Rhapsody")

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/10/2002 - 5:17pm.

Archived comment by Chococat:
Actually, it was Garth that said "If you need to spew, spew into this" holding up a dixie cup.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/10/2002 - 1:07pm.

Archived comment by Jos:
I thought Garth spewed?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/10/2002 - 12:44pm.

Archived comment by anson2:
It is obvious, as my quantum mechanics professor once stated:

The speaker and Garth were travelling across the Siberian steppe when they came upon a fierce Siberian Tiger and his mate. Just as both tigers began to crouch, Garth hurled his spear with superhuman strength which pierced the heart of one of the tigers. The other tiger ran off. When notice of this deed reached the authorities, Garth was imprisoned for killing an endangered species. The speaker escaped from the Siberian gulag and made his way to Berkeley. Sufferring from exposure, dehydration and starvation he made his way to Andronico's (a supermarket on Shattuck) to find sustenance and was re-telling his story, when Eve happened to overhear part of it.

Obvious

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/10/2002 - 7:39am.

Archived comment by Denise:
... it's the eeeeend of the world!...

or the beginning! HA!

Thanks Arlene- will definately check that out.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/10/2002 - 5:38am.

Archived comment by Arlene:
Did you see the making of "Dark Crystal"? If not, rent the DVD (& DVD player if necessary) to see it. It is absolutely incredible! Remember those riding beasts? They came about by accident. A stuntman was fooling around & it gave Henson the idea (a moment of silence for our loss).

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/10/2002 - 2:13am.

Archived comment by K.W.:
Oh Denise, I LOVED "The Dark Crystal"! (huggles her copy proudly)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 9:07pm.

Archived comment by gregj:
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylone, at about 3 O'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So we go. And it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well instead of a guard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son..that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

Wayne's World 2

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 7:55pm.

Archived comment by Denise:
I definitely vote for history of movies.

Before their was a Sorcerors's Stone.. there was a Dark Crystal.

Party on, Wayne.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 7:44pm.

Archived comment by Matt:
Wayne's World 2 came out about 8 years ago, Susannah (namelink). But don't worry; you're better off not having seen it. Trust me.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 7:33pm.

Archived comment by Susanne:
Wait a minute, there was a Wayne's World Two? Oh, my life held meaning up to this moment. . . did I miss it? what the hell?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 4:41pm.

Archived comment by chelsea:
Maybe his friend, Garth, had some bad pop corn and hurled before they got to the juicy parts?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 1:15pm.

Archived comment by Eve:
Xandra, I'm as lost as everyone else. Perhaps it was someone discussing the progress of great works of cinema.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 1:08pm.

Archived comment by Xandra:
wow...this is getting weird. Eve, some enlightenment...?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 12:43pm.

Archived comment by Leigh:
Yeah, I suspect that they were attempting to see Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon but their plans were thwarted when Garth hurled.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 11:49am.

Archived comment by DM:
Could be the order they watch their rentals this weekend. Wayne's World, then Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Either that, or some guy named Garh got sick on Milk Duds before the movie started...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 11:39am.

Archived comment by AC:
Sounds like a Wayne's World review of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 11:14am.

Archived comment by Angel:
I'm pretty sure this WAS from a movie preview...though I can't say I remember which one, as I don't THINK there's a Wayne's World 3 coming out.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 10:44am.

Archived comment by Arlene:
Okay, that makes more sense. Not a lot, but some.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 10:40am.

Archived comment by Paul:
Wayne's World III, maybe?

"No way!"

"Way! And after he spewed we went and got some crullers..."

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 10:13am.

Archived comment by Arlene:
All I can think is this is someone's opinion of Garth Brooks' music? A somewhat derogatory opinion?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/09/2002 - 9:58am.

Archived comment by Sephiroth:
I really don't get this one at all.

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