21 December 2001
Submitted by eve on Sun, 12/23/2001 - 2:01am. Wisdom
"If you walk into a strip club and hear Ani DiFranco playing, you're definitely in trouble."
--A guy whose voice rose above the chatter at a party
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 01/01/2002 - 1:38pm.
Archived comment by Mike:
You'd probably be in more trouble if you went to a DiFranco concert and tried stuffing dollar bills down womens' shirts, but yeah, either way is pretty bad.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/30/2001 - 7:51pm.
Archived comment by triticale:
"This breaking news just in, Ani DiFranco is still dead!"
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/30/2001 - 7:04pm.
Archived comment by Lem:
am i totally dumb not 2 know who Ani DiFranco is???????
Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 12/28/2001 - 7:04pm.
Archived comment by Arlene:
Triticale, you know Eric Flynt? Cool. Tell him some reader in NC really enjoyed the story & re-read the book & recommended it to some people.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 12/28/2001 - 2:05pm.
Archived comment by Montygirl:
So, Aaron, are you traumatized from the dominatrix or Barney, cause, ya know, Barney is the antichrist.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 12/27/2001 - 2:29pm.
Archived comment by Brenda:
I've yet to hear Ani in a strip club, but I'm still giggling mildly over the one time a house dancer used a Melissa Etheridge number for part of her time on stage at a local bikini bar.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 12/27/2001 - 7:22am.
Archived comment by Aaron:
I went to a strip club in Atlanta a few years ago. A feature dancer came out on stage in a Barney the dinosaur costume and 'I love you, you love me' music. Then slowly stripped out of the costume and was dressed as a dominatrix underneath.

I'm permanently scarred from the experience.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/26/2001 - 12:49pm.
Archived comment by Emily:
You're exactly right! And the Ivy girl had some sort of flower clipped to her genital piercing.

It was cute, alright?

They all stripped to some seriously cool music.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/26/2001 - 11:33am.
Archived comment by chris:
hey emily

i think i saw that one too....they also had this one chick who had a guy throw neon paint all over her. pretty cool with a blacklight.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/26/2001 - 12:32am.
Archived comment by Emily:
I saw a story once on RealSex 366,000 or something on HBO about a strip club where the art was above the nudity, if that makes sense. It was very well done.

One chick stripped to "Pixie" from LPC, and it was very tastefully done. She had red curly hair and was dressed as (you guessed it) a pixie.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/25/2001 - 7:49pm.
Archived comment by triticale:
Well, if you think I'm sick for making the icky suggestion of Ani DiFranco as a stripper, you may be pleased to learn that in the upcoming sequel to the novel 1632, which is to be named 1633, I am going to be killed in a grisly manner in one of the battle scenes.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/25/2001 - 1:11pm.
Archived comment by Saint:
*dubious* Well, I guess you know yourself best...
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/24/2001 - 6:37pm.
Archived comment by kapeh, anderman, kari:
No, now me standing up for myself, now _thats_ entering the Twilight Zone.

And yes i feel like bashing myself but only because i deserve it for being a punk.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/24/2001 - 2:12pm.
Archived comment by Saint:
If you can find a strip-club that plays anything besides rap and a handful of old industrial songs, you probably really are in trouble. You have probably entered...the Twilight Zone.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/23/2001 - 6:43pm.
Archived comment by Passerby:
triticale, you are sick! playing ani in a strip club
is just sick! ick ick ick ick! that is so not cool.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/23/2001 - 4:39pm.
Archived comment by triticale:
How about walking into a strip club and seeing Ani DiFranco "performing"?
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/23/2001 - 2:37pm.
Archived comment by John Dough:
yeah if i ever walked into a strip club (...not that i have or anything...) i definitely would not feel like listening to Ani DiFranco
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/23/2001 - 8:32am.
Archived comment by Trillion:
I remember an NFL commercial using '32 Flavors' as the music piece... Maybe there are more 'Righteous Babe' fans full of testosterone than you thought...

Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/23/2001 - 5:13am.
Archived comment by sarah:
Strip clubs that play ani difranco? wow - the USA really is the promised land :)
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/23/2001 - 3:48am.
Archived comment by Kat:
I'm guessing he's been deeply scarred from a past experience..?
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