13 January 2001

Submitted by eve on Sat, 01/13/2001 - 9:53pm. Wisdom

"It's only in situations like these that I find I hate mankind."
--A girl, speaking to no one in particular, in the line for the women's restroom

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/18/2001 - 8:33pm.

Archived comment by Nik:
They are gross. But don't dismiss an invention totally. Might come useful in extreme circumstances.

What is beyond me is the party coordinated designs? Anybody would like to order ones with your initials printed out?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/17/2001 - 9:35pm.

Archived comment by Shadowcat:
Nightfever, I just have one thing to say:

TMI!! ;-)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 01/16/2001 - 12:02pm.

Archived comment by Montygirl:
Adam, maybe she hates mankind for not builing more bathrooms.

Uh, regarding the pmate ... how would you like to be the one selling *that* on the infomercial?! I mean I could NEVER model, much less demonstrate, that thing in public! eewwwww.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 01/15/2001 - 3:46am.

Archived comment by nightfever:
I would say that one of them P things would be FAR easier to aim with (and thus snow-write with) than our thingies! I mean, there is no possibility of splashback (happens among the uncut of us) and you would know which direction it would be actually going to come out in!!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 01/14/2001 - 7:40pm.

Archived comment by Mike:
Eww! (laughing) Well, at least they're disposable; for a second I was afraid they were meant to be re-used!
Oh, and I *loved* the "how to" section. It induced a potty-training flashback. "Pull your pants all the way down... don't *pinch*... lean forward... relax!!"
But what about the fine art of snow-writing? Who's gonna teach that? We would hate for you to miss out on the FULL experience!
(laughing)
Man, I should *not* have read that so soon before bedtime.
Good luck!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 01/14/2001 - 1:19pm.

Archived comment by Kamiilyaan:
Actually, check the link for a Dutch company that makes it a much easier 'skill' for women to learn.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 01/14/2001 - 4:40am.

Archived comment by Nik:
Heard on the Hitz: Some women has acquired the skill of doing it whilst standing up due to dirty public toilets. An essential technique to learn, don't you think?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 01/14/2001 - 12:10am.

Archived comment by origamigirl:
On New Year's Day I was driving through San Fransisco & EVERYTHING was closed-even GAS STATIONS! I had to pee SO bad. Pulled off the road at an open station & the restrooms were even inside...I was SO happy. But, they were locked! & the attendant LOST THE KEY! He said he went at the conviennce store down the street, so I ran out there & into the store & the guy wouldn't let me use the bathroom. I pleaded with him, I was ready to spend like 20 bucks there just to use the damn toilet, but he wouldn't budge. The ONLY other place that was open was an Indian restaraunt so I ran in, pretended to look at the menu & ran back to the bathroom. But they caught me on the way out so I ordered $1 garlic nan which took them way too long to make & they BURNT it & the whole time I was waiting, the register guy was giving me the evil eye. Yeah, I was hating some men pretty much at that moment.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 01/13/2001 - 10:06pm.

Archived comment by Adam:
Assuming that it's the waiting in line she hates, the use of 'mankind' is especially ironic. Besides, us men never have to wait in lines!

I've never understood how, at a football game with 60k males and 15k females, theirs a line at the womens' restroom but not at the mens'.

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