11 December 2000

Submitted by eve on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 10:15am. Wisdom

"Thesis Pieces, favorite candy of overworked, underpaid, malnourished grad students everywhere."
--A guy at the Cal Convenience Store

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 12/27/2002 - 12:27pm.

Archived comment by Saint:
"After the exam" is just a tad too late for the Vasoline...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/13/2000 - 10:40am.

Archived comment by umrguy:
"Now brace yourself, because this is going to hurt - a lot...."

cool points as usual

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/13/2000 - 10:39am.

Archived comment by umrguy:
The following comment, while not graphically obscene, may offend some sensibilities. Please be warned. You may wish to skip on to my next comment instead.

Thank you.

At one of the student organizations that I hang out at near campus, there is a jar of Vaseline that someone labelled as being for use after an exam.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/13/2000 - 7:18am.

Archived comment by nightfever:
ooh..finals...I remember finals...
they hurt!
they hurt like the dickens!

kewl points for whoever gets:

"This is gonna hurt like the dickens..."

from a cartoon...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/13/2000 - 5:53am.

Archived comment by Mike:
Yeah... that last one... that was it. Sorry. Finals must be affecting my mind. (Casually using exams to explain away his everyday weirdness.)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/13/2000 - 3:58am.

Archived comment by Passerby:
Or M&M's taken from the point of view of a grad student...

M&M - M And M - M.A. M

M.A. being that masters thingy...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 11:06pm.

Archived comment by boB:
Martinis And Margaritas?
Macaroni Art Medleys?
Maybe A Mission?
Mighty Anne McCaffrey?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 3:10pm.

Archived comment by Dave:
Mike: MAM's?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 1:21pm.

Archived comment by Kait:
I like Crispy Crunch-Week.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 11:50am.

Archived comment by Mike:
Speaking as a grad student, I would say that we much prefer M. A. M's.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 11:49am.

Archived comment by Matt:
It used to be that Reese's Pieces had a chance they'd end up as ET's feces pieces.
(Say it out loud; it's funnier).

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 11:25am.

Archived comment by Sherrise:
This brings to mind a major humiliation of mine in High School. The Candy Reese's Pieces came out about my Junior year. The boys in my class quickly picked up on the wonderful way it rhymed with my first name, and from then on loved to talk about "Sherrise's pieces" whenever I was within hearing range! Thanks for reminding me!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 10:37am.

Archived comment by CAM2:
I won't even ask what feces pieces are then . . .

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