...by telepathy?
Submitted by lalaith on Wed, 05/18/2005 - 2:11pm. Um...
"We are currently experiencing a telephone outage. For emergencies and medical conditions, please call [phone number]."

~an announcement made at the hospital where I work
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Number 9, number 9
Posted by Somnambulist on Wed, 05/18/2005 - 6:29pm.
It could have been a cell phone, but that makes too much sense.
This reminds me of an actual PSA from the government.
It went: Illiterate? Write for help!
 
Well. We do actually have em
Posted by lalaith on Thu, 05/19/2005 - 10:08am.
Well. We do actually have emergency telephones (supposedly... my office doesn't!), but it just sounded so silly ;)
 
Heh
Posted by hypoxic on Fri, 05/20/2005 - 6:51pm.
So are you a nurse?

Hospitals are bad. I work in one now and even though it is rated highly I know just what type of crazy shit they do.
 
Nope, I do research. We actu
Posted by lalaith on Mon, 05/23/2005 - 6:46am.
Nope, I do research. We actually don't deal with the patients at all... but I'm sure I'd be rather afraid if I did know what went on with them!
 
Good
Posted by hypoxic on Wed, 05/25/2005 - 9:03pm.
nurses are currently on my list of people that annoy me
 
*shiver*
Posted by Apple on Tue, 05/24/2005 - 11:30am.
Hospitals are evil! Almost as evil as the people working in them. Yes.
 
MWAhahahahahaaaaa! *ahem*
Posted by lalaith on Thu, 05/26/2005 - 9:30am.
MWAhahahahahaaaaa!

*ahem* Pardon me. Slipped out, that. Move along, nothing evil to see here... ;)
 
*G*
Posted by Apple on Thu, 05/19/2005 - 7:55am.
Or the drive-through with the Braille menu. Yeah.
 
Phonics
Posted by Jon on Fri, 05/20/2005 - 5:40am.
I always liked how the 'Hooked on Phonics' commercials would go on about how they'd help you to read, then would give a telephone number to call. With an acronym. Heh.

- My mind is in the gutter, but it keeps out the bad weather.
 
What the blind man saw...
Posted by Somnambulist on Thu, 05/19/2005 - 3:31pm.
I've seen driving tests in Braille... some EO thing, no doubt.
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