Fact: Christians have a sense of humor just like everyone else
Submitted by Mori on Thu, 02/24/2005 - 10:20pm. Funny
Christian Hip-Hop Band:
"I'm-a bounce for the Lord!
I'm-a shout for the Lord!"

40+ youth leader:
"I'm-a loose my bowels for the Lord! UHHNNG!"
(looks skyward)
"That one was for You."

~praise & worship concert at a weekend youth retreat in Carlisle, PA
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Whoa
Posted by Apple on Fri, 02/25/2005 - 6:20am.
That's one mosh pit in which I don't want to participate!


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Lmfao
Posted by Mori on Fri, 02/25/2005 - 4:58pm.
I used to be a youth leader in that youth group (my sister was at the retreat - it was her contribution) and I know the woman who said it - it's fricking hilarious, still laughing about it. I love that even the youth pastor would have found it funny. I miss them. ~sniff~

~Mori
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Hrm
Posted by Mori on Tue, 03/01/2005 - 8:01am.
I'm getting the feeling that no one is finding this nearly as funny as I am. I keep telling the story to friends and no one is laughing. Well, they're not laughing enough, in my opinion. Poopy talk is always funny, dammit!

~Mori
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It is, it is
Posted by jcharles on Tue, 03/22/2005 - 4:55pm.
I think it's hilarious. Especially given the fact that the ancient Hebrews believed emotions came from the bowels. As in "Love the Lord your God with all your bowels." The heart bit came from a later culture. Or so I've been told.


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