Tell me you get it.

Submitted by smokingjames on Fri, 12/10/2004 - 10:14pm. Funny

"It's a spy code: he has a license to do no harm."
--A guy in response to a license plate reading: MD7

(okay, it's cheating, it was said dirctly to me. but c'mon, it's a fucking hippocratic oath joke! it doesn't get better than that.)

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I get it

Posted by steff on Sun, 12/12/2004 - 4:54pm.

no. no, it doesn't. unless, of course, you're telling a story that starts out "so, my dad has this wooden leg..." *grin*

cheating excused, and my advice is to marry this guy because that is just happy on so many levels. well, unless he's related to you or something.

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::giggle::

Posted by smokingjames on Sun, 12/12/2004 - 9:17pm.

we're already engaged. would you like to come to our duke nukem wedding?

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Damn. i'm good.

Posted by steff on Wed, 12/22/2004 - 8:29am.

of COURSE you are. heh. congratulations! i'd love to attend... am i too late yet? a duke nukem wedding would be just *sniff* beautiful. byoridiculousweapon?

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Duke nukem?! ::swoon::

Posted by smokingjames on Thu, 12/23/2004 - 2:57am.

you don't let go of a guy who makes hippocratic oath jokes, right? especially not when you can have him and a duke nukem wedding.

...okay, so we're not really engaged, but we had a three hour conversation about our hypothetical duke nukem wedding (gifts may include crates of coke and crates of dynomite, i'll be wearing a protective orb only able to be broken by the groom upon "i do"s) and fuck am i smitten.

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In 3D no less

Posted by Jon on Mon, 12/13/2004 - 11:28am.

Man, you don't get an invitation like that every day!

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