16 June 2000

Submitted by eve on Sat, 06/17/2000 - 12:04pm. Other

"You know, there's something about being here in front of... twenty-two THOUSAND people... that makes me want to masturbate on stage right now. But I think there are some reasons I shouldn't do that, and so instead I'd appreciate it if you'd permit me a moment of self-indulgence... in the form of a 45 second guitar solo."
*picks up instrument*
"Pardon me, while I jerk off."
--Moby, on stage presence, at Live105's BFD 7 concert.

"Man... if he had like, beat it off on stage... then we'd 've seen... Moby's Dick."
--Guy standing next to me

"Shut up. Just shut up."
--His friend

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/02/2001 - 4:09am.

Archived comment by Daniel:
At Area:One at Shoreline Amphitheatre, Moby did something like that also.
"You know, there's something about being here in front of... twenty-two THOUSAND people...that's extremely satisfying. It's extremely satisfying to play a guitar in front of 22,000 people; who here plays the guitar? "etc. then he brought some random dude up on stage to play his guitar.
Someone probably complained at the last concert and the Shoreline people told him not to do it again.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 06/28/2001 - 1:26pm.

Archived comment by Larry:
Actually, at a concert in San Francisco, the audience DID get to see Moby's Dick.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 05/15/2001 - 8:23pm.

Archived comment by Kimberly:
Wow. That is mad f*cked up. LoL... Now I am gonna have a dream about a big whale masterbating...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 04/13/2001 - 2:16am.

Archived comment by Passerby:
FUCKING HILARIOUS !

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 02/18/2001 - 2:33pm.

Archived comment by amy:
lmao! that was too too funny

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 01/21/2001 - 2:16pm.

Archived comment by Colt:
If Herman Melville would've only known that the title of his book was going to become such a popular phrase in such jokes, he would've named the book, "Big Fuckin' Whale".

And no, I am not kidding about that.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/12/2000 - 1:59am.

Archived comment by jenna:
in regards to billy bob's dilemma... I'd say a good litmus test for any relationship is the question of which would be the more painful loss... the girlfriend, or the computer. chin up, ol' chap.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 11/23/2000 - 7:37pm.

Archived comment by Billybob:
Apologies for all my previous comments
to-night. I just broke up with my girlfriend of
4 years.

Worse still....this is her computer...and
she's taking it.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 11/19/2000 - 5:44pm.

Archived comment by billybob:
O.k

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 11/08/2000 - 7:19am.

Archived comment by Nazgul:
For the first time in a long while, that very nearly made me fall off my chair laughing.
10 out of 10 :)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 10/20/2000 - 9:53pm.

Archived comment by Matt:
Brilliant!

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