"You know, there's something about being here in front of... twenty-two THOUSAND people... that makes me want to masturbate on stage right now. But I think there are some reasons I shouldn't do that, and so instead I'd appreciate it if you'd permit me a moment of self-indulgence... in the form of a 45 second guitar solo."
*picks up instrument*
"Pardon me, while I jerk off."
--Moby, on stage presence, at Live105's BFD 7 concert.

"Man... if he had like, beat it off on stage... then we'd 've seen... Moby's Dick."
--Guy standing next to me

"Shut up. Just shut up."
--His friend