Front to back
Submitted by zytka on Sun, 08/15/2004 - 3:03am. Bizarre
"He has no lap."
"How can he not have a lap? He has a butt."
"The butt is not the lap. The lap is the opposite of the butt."
"No it's not. Not really."
"Yes...yes it is. It's a frontal butt."
— two women apparently discussing Muppets and their lack of laps (Oakland, CA)
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Muppet anatomy
Posted by Mike on Mon, 08/16/2004 - 8:30am.
Most Muppets have neither laps nor butts: there's a hand where those things should be. Except for Big Bird, who quite clearly has a lap and a butt. I'm probably forgetting some minor Muppet who also has a complete form, but for the most part people's imaginations fill in what the camera hides.

Also, the lap is NOT the opposite of the butt. They're close but not the same thing. The lap is the front of the thighs, the upper part of the legs: it's based around the femurs. The butt is the back of the lower abdomen, centered on the pelvis: if you're sitting on someone's pelvis... well, I guess you're extra lucky today.

Unless your partner is some sort of Muppet. Then you're just a pervert.
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