Heh
Submitted by anxious on Thu, 07/29/2004 - 12:25am. Funny
"No, no. I'm so gay--I'm gayer than the gayest gay you know."
a rather large young man, in a very serious tone, apparantly using a rocket launcher to come out of the closet.
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Does this make us all bisexual?
Posted by smokingjames on Wed, 08/18/2004 - 3:25pm.
60%

so far i'm the gayest gay here.
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Meh
Posted by Saint on Thu, 07/29/2004 - 4:32pm.
*shrug* I only tested at 53%, and I am gay.
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Interesting
Posted by Intelligirly on Thu, 07/29/2004 - 3:16pm.
Huh...46% gay. I would have thought I'd test higher, somehow, what with all the extra testosterone genetically in my family. Of course, we're also all extremely feminine...maybe we're just really earthy women which translates to extreme femininity with an enormously high sex drive.

*grin*


I love Mike!
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I don't know
Posted by Apple on Thu, 07/29/2004 - 12:31am.
He can't possibly be gayer than my gayest friend. Can't! He's hit on Mr Man, several times. Not that that makes him the gayest of the gay, but I just wanted to mention it because it makes me laugh. I can't even begin to describe the things that make this man more gay than that guy. Unless, of course, that guy is my friend. *G*
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It's all relative
Posted by Mike on Thu, 07/29/2004 - 10:57am.
Maybe the person he was talking to just doesn't know very many people?

There's a test for this kinda thing if you're interested.
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Oh Dear!
Posted by Apple on Thu, 07/29/2004 - 12:33pm.
I'm 50% gay. Good to know. Mr Man scored a tad higher with 54%. My friend scored a whopping 94%, though. So, we need to track down this guy and make him take the test, just to be sure he can really make the claim.
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Smack dab in the middle
Posted by anxious on Thu, 07/29/2004 - 1:11pm.
I'm 50% gay as well. It made me somewhat nervous at first, because as a 'loading' thing it has the meter rising closer and closer to 100%...and i didn't realize it was the loading icon, i thought it was my extremely gay results. and thought i would have to be looking around for plaid shirts and doc martins. but only 50%, tra la.
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Well, you passed the "anxious" test
Posted by Mike on Fri, 07/30/2004 - 7:42am.
So you've got *that* going for you.

I scored a 23%. They told me to be gayer, but they didn't say how. It has been a while since another guy hit on me... or maybe I just didn't notice? Whatever. It's tough being the QUINTESSENCE OF MANHOOD.
(*hawks, spits, scratches, belches*)

PS: Plaid is in style? Really? Damn, I am out of it!
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Well
Posted by Apple on Fri, 07/30/2004 - 10:07am.
Flannel is, anyway. Or at least that's what my teenage cousins tell me.

Actually they said, "The only way I wear plaid is on my flannels." Much eye rolling and the "old person is asking us about style" looks took place.
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