Non-sequitor, anyone?...
Submitted by paul on Mon, 07/19/2004 - 2:52pm. Beautiful
"It wasn't that Woody was fat, it was that I had to twist as I came up because of the coffee maker."

--my girlfriend, describing how she injured her back while picking up a cat. And no, it still makes no sense to me.
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Posted by copperhead on Fri, 09/17/2004 - 9:28pm.
makes sense to me. she didn't hurt herself because of the weight of the cat, she hurt herself because she twisted so she wouldn't hit the coffee maker on the way up. if you were accident prone you would know these things.

i went to war for my country and all i got was this lousy stump.
 
Sigh
Posted by Apple on Mon, 09/20/2004 - 12:23pm.
I know all too well how it feels to make comments like that. Several self-inflicted injuries just can not be explained easily. Just can't. I also know how it feels to be made fun of for trying to explain them to a cynical significant other that insists on laughing rather than helping. :^P

That said, Mr Man's most recent fun-making at my expense was his own fault. Don't buy expired meds then laugh. It's just not nice. *G*
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