Non-sequitor, anyone?...
Submitted by paul on Mon, 07/19/2004 - 2:52pm. Beautiful
"It wasn't that Woody was fat, it was that I had to twist as I came up because of the coffee maker."

--my girlfriend, describing how she injured her back while picking up a cat. And no, it still makes no sense to me.
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Anne Onymous
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