"Yeah, I just turned twenty-six."
"I thought you were older...my age."
"What? You're twenty-six, aren't you?"
"No."
"Twenty-seven?
"No."
"Twenty-eight?"
"No."
"Twenty-five?"
"Ye--no! WHAT?"
"Hey, after years of talking to women, I've learned that there's a point at which you just turn back."
— A guy and a girl with a group of friends at Spats (Berkeley, CA)