In a handbasket
Funny
"You know that you Catholics are considered pagans by some? Because worshipping Mary is blasphemous."
"Oh! Well... Um, you don't worship her like you do God. You just ask her to pray on your behalf. She kinda helps you out."
"What? So Mary can just make Jesus listen to your prayers?"
"Well, you know. Jewish mother."
— a guy and two apparently Catholic women at TGIFridays in Jack London Square (Oakland, CA)
"Oh! Well... Um, you don't worship her like you do God. You just ask her to pray on your behalf. She kinda helps you out."
"What? So Mary can just make Jesus listen to your prayers?"
"Well, you know. Jewish mother."
— a guy and two apparently Catholic women at TGIFridays in Jack London Square (Oakland, CA)