15 November 2003
Submitted by eve on Sat, 11/15/2003 - 9:29pm. Funny
"Is this a sweater or a swimsuit?"
"That's your first problem."
--A woman and a man at Jeremey's
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That's an easy one. Its for a
Posted by dave on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 2:38pm.
That's an easy one. Its for access.


Isn't it?
Strange days
Posted by peegee on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 8:03am.
Hmm, strange, how often discussions on who should not wear what and why primarily tend to the case of that "who" being female. I wonder why...

Oh, and an unintended ambiguity. *grin*
 
Because
Posted by Sewicked on Thu, 11/20/2003 - 2:27pm.
on guys, it's just too, too, obvious. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
Oh, it's not
Posted by Apple on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 8:39am.
Oh, it's not always females.
*grin*
...
Posted by Joe Napalm on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 1:34pm.
You know, if the sweaters were made out of wool, they'd be just as warm soaking wet. Cause, you know, wool is like that.

Well, it is.

-Jn-
Efreeti Sophist
 
...
Posted by daen on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 3:13pm.
"Just as warm soaking wet"? Even with windchill?

Lotta wind on the prairies, you know.
 
Yep.
Posted by steff on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 8:53pm.
the fibers swell, so it laughs at windchill. but it gets heavy. veeeeery heavy.

of course, the more fashion conscious among us ("does this make me look fat?") prefer silk, which can be worn year-round... and makes for extra-strong swimsuits, besides.

*waits for tim to make a silk kilt/catholic schoolgirl comment*
 
Just the fibers?
Posted by Jon on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 6:40am.
That's not all that will sw-
Oh, but ParU's watching this thread.
*whistling*

So... sacrificed any chickens lately, steff?
 
Niiiiice...
Posted by steff on Thu, 11/20/2003 - 6:50am.
i've noticed the fiber content of the fabric doesn't matter so much in those cases, so long as it's well-placed. or not, as the case may be. of course, for the other part of the equation, something with lycra or at least some ease in the garment is advisable.

no chickens, but there MAY be developments on that front. film saturday.
 
Thanks...
Posted by ParU on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 12:06pm.
Jon - I just love being intimidating without actually having to do anything. See y'all can 'play nice' on your own.

And changing the subject, I just took BART to SF this morning and back and both times, while I was in the tunnel, I said: "So it goes Under the Bay?" and nobody noticed the catch phrase. So perhaps In Passing isn't as famous as we'd all like... :-(
 
Um
Posted by Penny on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 12:08pm.
Or maybe they just thought you were some crazy man.
 
Or
Posted by Apple on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 12:51pm.
Perhaps you'll wind up quoted somewhere.

*grin*
 
I hate
Posted by tim on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 2:46am.
being so predictable.
so......do you have one of those outfits??
: D
--" The torture never stops"--
 
No, but...
Posted by steff on Thu, 11/20/2003 - 6:53am.
i have the black patent leather heels to go with it, of course. and the white knee-hi socks.

now all i need to do is mug a catholic schoolgirl about my size... short.
 
Schoolgirl mugged... film at 11
Posted by Jon on Thu, 11/20/2003 - 12:04pm.
I'm just waiting for that headline... *gryn and bare it*
 
Well....
Posted by tim on Thu, 11/20/2003 - 10:09am.
No sense going to all that trouble...you've already got the parts that'll be left on....
; ) --" The torture never stops"--
 
Actually daen...
Posted by ParU on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 6:33pm.
it's almost as warm soaking wet. Not sure why or how, but it really does work.
 
Cotton, on the other hand...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 9:11pm.
...will actually make you colder. It helps evaporate the water, lowering your temperature, which is why if you're out hiking in weather that's less than about 50 degrees you don't want to be wearing cotton, at least on the outside. Hypothermia can set in at temperatures up to (I think) 55 degrees or so, especially if there's a wind.

This is also why I own only a couple of cotton sweaters. I'm not allergic to wool, thank god. But even an acrylic sweater is better than cotton if you're out in the woods and you get wet.
 
Actually...
Posted by ParU on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 2:09pm.
Joe you're right. (What were the odds of that?). I remember using wet wool blankets to keep warm at sea (rain and spray).

Clever animals those sheep.
 
Scotsman
Posted by Sewicked on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 2:25pm.
Suddenly the question about why Scotsmen wear kilts comes to mind.....oh dear, I seem to channeling Monk.
Aren't we missing the point?
Posted by Monk on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 10:48am.
A woman that doesn't know the difference (or doesn't care) between sweaters and bikinis? I like the way she thinks! Excuse me miss, do you know the difference between a hamburger and a nooner? Wanna do lunch sometime?
 
And for the librarians in the crowd...
Posted by Monk on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 10:55am.
Do you know the difference between sex and The LC Subject Headings? (No.) Do you want to go up to my room?
 
Could that be...
Posted by ParU on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 1:32pm.
the elusive Monk? It sounds like him.
Nah its crafty
Posted by hypoxic on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 3:17pm.
because I avoid arrest after the night too ;)
Heh
Posted by hypoxic on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 12:09pm.
daen sent me to a site called getcrafty. That's just a bad idea, my idea of crafty is a bottle of SoCo, green food coloring and a canvas...

It rolls up being a tortured artist all into one fun night!
 
No no no no
Posted by daen on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 3:03pm.
Hypo--
That's not "crafty."

That's "art."

*g*
Daen we need
Posted by hypoxic on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 9:28am.
pictures of the wet sweater contest :)

And was the gal looking at a knit bikini? Because I can't mesh the two in my mind. Swimsuits normally are armless and have a bottom. Sweaters don't have a bottom and have long sleeve arms. Can someone post me a link to a sweater sweimsuit?
 
Speaking of Mesh
Posted by Pizza Delivery Guy on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 9:38pm.
How about mesh bikinis? do they have those now? I would think maybe in Europe, as they have many crazy things over there.
 
Posted by Matt on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 10:34pm.
It's comments like this that shock me back into remembering how different the California coast is from most of the rest of the country.

Mesh bikinis? Yeah, sure. Not hard to find. The occasional thong bikini too.

So?
 
Yeah, see . . .
Posted by Pizza Delivery Guy on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 8:19am.
I'm from a place called Minnesota. WE have two seasons, winter and road construction. Neither of these call for bikinis, unfortunately (although, i must admit i'm glad i don't see construction workers in bikinis).
 
Occasional?
Posted by Kris the Girl on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 6:21am.
I guess California's got nothin' on Brazil, then.
*g*
 
Posted by Matt on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 8:26am.
Funny thing: thongs are out of fashion in Brazil now. They're considered trashy and low-class. A fuller cut is the fashion now. Not a thong to be found.
 
Thongs
Posted by Cebu on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 8:30am.
Woo-hoo!

I find them trashy all the time. But then again, I'm not a guy.


-
I hate Elmo.
 
Thongs are not outerwear!
Posted by ChristyMC on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 10:55am.
The whole "thong as outerwear" issue presses one of Christy's pet peeve buttons BIG TIME. The thong is a specific garment that has a specific purpose, i.e. preventing pantyline. So the purpose is specifically for the underwear to NOT be seen, and for nobody to be aware of it. There are many, many people in the world who would benefit from a few good thongs. Unfortunately, for some reason many people are possessed by the psychotic belief that the thong is flattering by itself and should be seen by the general public, thus taking the thong out of its intended category (invisible thing that makes clothes fit better) and placing it in the category of trashy clothing.
No! No! Bad fashion choice! Bad!
 
Dave
Posted by dave on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 1:11pm.
don't start me on the fact that there are a whole lot of people that shouldn't wear thongs!
 
Gah.
Posted by Paul on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 4:34pm.
Tell me about it. I went to the movies the other night with my kids and there was a woman in the row in front of me wearing very low riders and a belly shirt with her thong hiked way up, and she was about the same diameter from shoulder to hip. If the sides of the thong are not visible because they're hidden in the rolls, I would think that to be a major hint.

On a guy this would be called "plumber's butt".
 
Floss.
Posted by Kris the Girl on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 5:07pm.
Gross. Why would you "hike up" a thong? Any item of clothing that can be described using the word "string" should not be visible, or hidden by flesh.
 
Fitting
Posted by Apple on Thu, 11/20/2003 - 7:12am.
Yes, very apropos.
I mean, it's appropriate, not that... well, it's not proper "appropriate," it's...Gah! Just click the link.
 
Bad apple
Posted by Sewicked on Thu, 11/20/2003 - 2:26pm.
You can just rock me to sleep tonight, that's all I've got to say.
 
Agreed.
Posted by Paul on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 9:20pm.
I have no idea why they do it, but I see that a lot around here, especially at college. And the thing that I've noticed is that most of the girls who go for the low-rider-and-thong look are a good 30 pounds overweight or more. I mean, being overweight like that is not necessarily bad- I know a number of women who are heavier than that who I find sexy as hell- but dressing to emphasize it is just plain horrid. Seeing these lipidinous wads poking out of belly shirts and overflowing waistbands like that is enough to make me want to petition for new legislation sometimes...

On the other hand, maybe they think it's like having extra breasts?...
 
I was walking
Posted by Sewicked on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 6:24am.
I was walking behind this girl & wondering why her outfit just looked...wrong. Finally figured it out. The thong straps made her look overweight. From what I could see, she wasn't, but neither was she at single digit percentage body fat either. Thus, she looked overweight and it was not a flattering look.
 
:S
Posted by Cebu on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 4:32pm.
Like men.

-
I hate Elmo.
 
Knit bikini
Posted by daen on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 10:53am.
Herehref> you go. You can even knit your own, if you're so inspired.

And I have no pictures of wet sweater contests. It sounds like the kind of esoterica Monk might have, though. *g*
 
Ummm
Posted by Apple on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 6:08pm.
This could turn into a "shrinkage" issue like none other!

*grin*
 
Hmm, knit one, purl one
Posted by Sewicked on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 12:06pm.
I've seen a crocheted one but never a knitted one. The crocheted one was a maillot, not a bikini. Wonder if you could macrame one?
...
Posted by daen on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 6:35am.
I've been known to say "I'd swim in that sweater," but that generally means something quite different.
 
Do they
Posted by tim on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 7:13am.
have wet sweater contests in canada or something??
ya know...because it's cold?
: )
__ " ...And Mr. Stiggs is trying to kill fish with his mind..."
 
Why yes...
Posted by daen on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 10:19am.
... The Wet Sweater competition is considered by some to be the high point of the Miss Hypothermia pageant.
*g*
 
And a definite...
Posted by ParU on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 10:46am.
cool pt to daen! For that Miss Hypothermia mental image. And cause it's definitely appropriate to award cool pts to our Winnipegian (??) friends in winter.
Angora
Posted by Obsidiana on Sun, 11/16/2003 - 8:14am.
The real question is, is it an angora sweater and/or swimsuit? 'Cause everyone knows angora says "I love you, honey" better than cotton.
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