Glow-in-the-dark balls

Submitted by Andelka on Thu, 10/23/2003 - 9:54pm. Funny

"Do you have glow-in-the-dark balls?"
My mom talking to a male member of her church, who apparently likes to play croquet after dark.

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My friend's mom gave her a bo

Posted by Obsidiana on Tue, 10/28/2003 - 8:01am.

My friend's mom gave her a bowling ball last summer and said "There. Now you don't have to go around touching everyone's dirty balls." And she got mad when my friend laughed...

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Glowing balls

Posted by S_Kat on Tue, 10/28/2003 - 10:55am.

Hey, it's Cosmic Bowl time! So kitschy but totally fun.

Especially since a gin & tonic will fluoresce in black light too =)

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But

Posted by persona on Tue, 10/28/2003 - 10:14am.

"but mom, what if i want to touch the dirty balls?!"

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You're

Posted by tim on Tue, 10/28/2003 - 11:21am.

killing me here.
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I think

Posted by persona on Tue, 10/28/2003 - 12:31pm.

that's a valid question!

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Of course

Posted by tim on Tue, 10/28/2003 - 2:17pm.

it's Valid...it's just the restraint it takes not to scream " Yes yes Touch the dirty balls... Toooouch the Dirty balllllllsssssss"
while drooling profusely.

see?
: )
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I would

Posted by persona on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 5:29am.

Consider the drooling to be associated with licking... and not necessarily just touching ;)

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I knew

Posted by tim on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 5:48am.

I liked you for a reason.
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Posted by persona on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 5:50am.

Shucks!

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....

Posted by tim on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 10:14am.

And she's bashful too.......well.......except for the ball licking thing....
: D
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You gotta

Posted by persona on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 10:52am.

Have a couple quirks, or else you would just be boring... :)

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You're

Posted by tim on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 10:59am.

preaching to the choir sister.
Amen
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I feel

Posted by persona on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 11:42am.

its a necesity to be a little strange... maybe it comes from the fact that my mother was a hippie... i'm just a little strange :)

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My mother

Posted by tim on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 12:07pm.

wasn't a hippie....but my dog was.
And one of my cats likes Doritos.
Does that count?
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Ha ha ha

Posted by persona on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 12:16pm.

i think so, i think its the cat thing that puts you there :)
when i was little we had a garden and we grew green beans... and they were always chewed on and we had no idea why, and then one day we caught my cat up on her haunches eating the fresh green beans...

lol

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My dog

Posted by tim on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 1:43pm.

would harass you if you were drinking beer until you'd pour some in his dish.
Then he'd slurp it up ,lay down ,and take a nap.
: D
I loved that dog.
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I had

Posted by persona on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 1:47pm.

a dog that would knock over peoples beers and drink them, but ONLY if they were the cheap @ss beer, like bud-light, if it was harps or a good shiner... nuthin doin... kept people from bringing their cheap @ss beer over, or at least not putting it on the ground when they did...
lol

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Great Googley Moogley

Posted by tim on Wed, 10/29/2003 - 3:58pm.

A gal from Texas who thinks Bud lite is cheap ass beer and who likes Harp??.
Atlas shrugged.
; )
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My parents

Posted by persona on Thu, 10/30/2003 - 5:47am.

Are beer snobs... so it kinda rubbed off. Not saying i wont drink natty light if thats all thats available, been known to do that many times, i just have a preference :)

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My mom

Posted by Kris the Girl on Fri, 10/24/2003 - 3:57pm.

Would say this, and then realize what she said, and then be embarassed but seriously amused, and then proceed to tell everyone who passed by what she'd just said.
And I would be out in the car, pretending I don't exist.

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Mine, too

Posted by Apple on Fri, 10/24/2003 - 4:46pm.

Yep, I think Kris is my sister incognito.
I'm talking about the woman who nonchalantly says, "Can I touch your balls," to the candle lady, then turns beet red and tries to recover from what she just said only to make it worse.
Oh yes, I ran to the car.
"Why no, I don't know who that lady is. She's been pretending to be my mom all day. Very annoying."

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"Why don't you...

Posted by tim on Fri, 10/24/2003 - 1:46am.

step into this closet with me and find out for yourself"
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Heh . . .

Posted by Andelka on Fri, 10/24/2003 - 2:41pm.

I can just imagine my mom saying that . . . It would be one of those, "Who are you and what have you done with my mom?" kind of situations.

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Yeah

Posted by Valleybug on Thu, 10/23/2003 - 10:14pm.

Its the radiation, sometimes they keep me awake at night.

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