Weasel or mind game?
Submitted by Saint on Wed, 10/22/2003 - 3:49pm. Funny
"Hey, man, why didn't you let yourself in? I didn't lock it."
"I did, and then I let myself out after your ferret f*cking bit me."
*pause* "Dude...I don't have a ferret."

--two guys on the floor below, Centennial Apartments, Fort Lewis College. Durango, CO.
I heard this years ago, while I was attending school there, and visiting a friend in the Centennials. Haven't thought about it in a long time, but today I have rodents on the brain.
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Poor ferrets
Posted by Viki on Thu, 10/23/2003 - 10:40am.
Poor little sods, ferrets. Mice don't vomit, so whenever you're doing a nausea study, you do it with ferrets. I have some excellent pictures of ferrets vomiting, as seen from below (they were put on a plate of glass with the ardent cameraman underneath).
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Sounds like
Posted by tim on Thu, 10/23/2003 - 10:11am.
guard rats.
All the really tre chic places have them now
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