Well, hypo, not unless he's a veterinarian ob! I think now they use vacuum cleaner thingys or old-fashioned forceps on human mommies. In order to "reach inside" (eewww!) the mommy might have to be an elephant or something.

Or two, if need be.

This...this is not my fault.

*runs screaming from thread*

I'm with Cebu...

'Tisn't a fist until you can get the whole hand in.

ugly as a hat full of assholes."

hehehehehehe. ok, THAT'S the next t-shirt i want. hee!

So that's what those guys in the fisting videos are looking for. I always thought they lost their keys.

The first time I saw a pic of fisting was a few years ago. A friend showed it to me to freak me out. I looked at it for a second, then said, "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Nothin' up my sleeve... presto!"

I had forgotten that until he made reference to it the other day...

Er, let's just try to keep our ribs where they are, shall we?

(*slowly edges out of the thread*)

Huh. Didn't know that appealed to you, Saint. *grin*

One hand I can understand, I guess- a baby's head is bigger than my fist, so it's reasonable to some degree. But both hands? Or worse- in the other opening? GAAAAAAAHH!

There are some things in this world I will never understand...

We can't quote a t shirt with the " F" word on it...but we can discuss the finer points of fisting??
~shakes head~
Only in " cal-lee-four-nee-ah" as Arnold would say...

No timminator - I would be less than happy with Saint's discussion too, but I can't be everywhere. Besides she didn't use 'explicit' terms (well not tooooo much).

Plus I had to stay up late to watch the Red Sox lose on a bases loaded bunt!

'Fisting' isn't an explicit term; if you didn't already know what it was, you wouldn't learn it from my post. I only got more graphic after other people did, and frankly, we were still far short of explicit. A lot worse has been posted in the past, and we've come a long way in self-editing, so why not give us some points for that instead of pouncing on every occurance of a bad word (all of which most kids know by fifth grade, if not earlier) or risque comment?

And in New England that means the Red Sox once again take your hopes and expectations and flush it into boston harbor by going belly up in the playoffs.
It's a tradition out here...like apple picking.
" Shall we go apple picking and drink cider this weekend Dear??"
" Sure honey...right after the Red Sox fold up like a 2 dollar card table"

and getting back to my point....ummmmm
I believe one of the posts has the heading...Fisting.

Geez, tim, whose side are you on?

but I wondered why one person gets a lecture for using the word "F*&K"
in quoting a t-shirt
and yet it's ok if " little kids" see "fisting" being discussed.

My point was if you're going to have rules as to what's " ok" to post they should be enforced consistently.
Me...I have no problem with either .

I was just joking, there, tim. I know you aren't exactly on the side of censorship.

I think any kid old enough to be looking at the internet has already heard all the harsh language in the book. While that doesn't mean we have to use the f word in every post, I don't think it's fair to get mad over harsh language that's used in a quote (Eve herself did that once).

Heh ok...thanks...
Hey....whatdya mean I'm not exactly on the side of....
Oh wait..
Nevermind...You're right.
: D

Rant, rant, rant all you want. It wasn't much of a 'lecture' Saint and I know that 5th graders know all those words but I think that a little 'self-restraint' (and you can take that innuendo however you want) in posting is a good thing. And just cause Eve used, once, a 'bad' word, doesn't mean y'all can. Of course on your own sites you can do whatever you'd like. I gave a 'slight' slap on the wrist, David realized it and no problem. Now the Coloradians and their 'activities' are a different story *g*.

And tim - looks like the Sox befuddled you. They didn't fold!!

*shrug* We already self-censor. Have you been to any other message-boards recently? We don't (at least, the regular non-trolls don't) just use foul language for the heck of it. As for my comments, I'll render my apologies now for being an adult rather than a fourth grader; occasionally, something somebody says (like Mike commenting that guys just want visitation rights on that lost rib) hits me funny in an adult way, and I comment on it. If my comments are offensive, rather than amusing, that isn't my intention.

Yeah I know Saint, which is why I didn't admonish you. Just David's language. It was all tim's fault. He started it!

It's so cute! These boxes get reeeeeeeeeally tiny.
I wonder how little they'd go.

I won't comment on " tiny boxes" in this particular thread.

Hmm, "tiny boxes". Reminds me of "there is no such thing as too..."
*must resist telling bad joke must resist telling bad joke must resist telling bad joke must resist telling bad joke*

Great, now I've got this lyric running (stampeding) through my head: Tiny bubbles, in the wine Make you feel happy, make you feel fine... It also reminds me of Kung Pao: Enter the Fist, a movie which I love. YMMV, because it is stupid on porpoise. :)

Enter the Fist??
You're doing this on purpose right??

Heh. He'd better be- it's too much a coincidence otherwise... So aside from Saint- anyone else want to confess to trying it?... *ducking to avoid ParU's minions, who are trying hard to shut me up*

Nope.


Confess to what?


Heh.

i'm
tiny!

badger

the box shrinks too much??

It gets fisted to stretch it back out again.

"Aaaaahhm the man in the box..."

Dammit, Paul, now you've got me thinking of Tool lyrics. I mean, first Alice in Chains and then Tool? That's just too much rockin'!

Will this go smaller or do they get bigger again?

All the people on "flat list-expanded" must be confused.
Glee.

Yes, I'm a flat list-expanded person and I was confused. I switched over so I could see what you all were talking about. I can't wait to see how this looks. Probably one word wide and twenty words high?

I wonder if this is one of those things that will first affect the people with smaller monitors, until only people with the biggest monitors will get more than one word on a line.

"Hey baby, let me show you my big monitor."

That reminds me. Does anyone know who does that song that has the lines: How's your whole ... family? How's your dic ... tation machine? Won't you do my as ... trological chart? Come and suck a stiff cock ... tail with me?

well the boxes seem to be all the same size now...

but there are several songs like that. first is the classic "miss suzie" children's rhyme... you know...miss suzie went to heaven, her steamboat went to...hell-o operator....and if you disconnect me i'll cut off your... behind the....

and then there's the newer stuff, like miserable by lit, and addicted, by simple plan. (look up the lyrics if you don't know)

Looks like they migrate over to right-justified, then take their width from the longest word in the post. (As in programming, "word" being a string of characters with a space on each side. 12345 would be a word, by that definition.)

I'm mad because my 15' LCD monitor won't let me have a bigger screen than 1024x768. Mrf.

Juuuust checkin'.

steff just burped up bacon bits. and said, "mmmm...bacon bits."
sharing.



Over the Rhine is in a Jon Favreau film!

Since the Unit is pushing for a family environment, I will resist posting a link to "lesbian handcuffs." Given the context, I'm sure you will be able to get a visual anyway.

And...I've experimented, but never got more than four fingers and a thumb in. [/TMI]