26 September 2000
Submitted by eve on Tue, 09/26/2000 - 3:17pm. Wisdom
"So why'd you quit?"
"Because if I heard that CD of Kenny G covering TLC's song 'Waterfalls' one more time I was going to go crazy and kill my boss and end up in jail."
--Two girls speaking in complete deadpan
Good answer!
And today's lesson is: given the choice of unemployment or incarceration, unemployment is the way to go.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/25/2000 - 6:34am.
Archived comment by Passerby:
HUGE difference between TLC and Queen....it's called talent and Queen had it TLC never will
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 10/17/2000 - 7:53am.
Archived comment by Kat the Antikat:
Okay, I sympathize here. I had a similar conversation with a buddy of mine at my former place of employment, an amusement park. I remember that every day, for about four to six hours, six days a week, I had to listen to that damn arcade music playing over and over and over... Eventually, to keep from going crazy, the front gate workers started singing really loudly and out of key just to drown out that noise. I don't know how many customers we scared by singing "another one bites the dust" repeatedly.
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