29 October 2002 | In Passing...

29 October 2002

Submitted by eve on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 12:21am. Wisdom

"You can't expect him to notice things. Women dress for other women. Men look at clothes and think, 'Can I see breasts? Then it's good.'"
--A woman talking to the other people at her table at Pizzeria Uno

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 12/13/2002 - 10:51pm.

Archived comment by Billy Bob:
Ok, i've got a goot breast story...... One day, me and a buddie are walking around, and im just... well, lets say im reading peoples shirts (dontget mad, all guys do it)... and i see a really REALLY nice pair of breasts. And i could see throught the tight white shirt that there is no bra...... I'm thinking "wowEEE!". And i look up. Only to see a VERY chubby man. Ewwwwwwwww........

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/01/2002 - 8:36am.

Archived comment by hypoxic:
hey you know what I'm worried about all these librarians. They even managed to infiltrate the white house. Course that's probably a good thing.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/01/2002 - 8:28am.

Archived comment by Monk:
it's FRIDAY! We must all sing and make terrible tangential innuendo laden statements....

[namelink work approp]

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/01/2002 - 8:22am.

Archived comment by emma:
I don't know whether to laugh loudly or just shake my head Monk. I think I'll just do both...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/01/2002 - 7:40am.

Archived comment by Monk:
69!!!!!!

muhahahahahahahaha

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/01/2002 - 7:36am.

Archived comment by emma:
Thanks for noticing Monk!

*bows deeply*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/01/2002 - 7:34am.

Archived comment by shadow:
the game won't load for me :(

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/01/2002 - 6:24am.

Archived comment by Monk:
emma - I love your double entendres!

ChaseTheSnake!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/01/2002 - 6:15am.

Archived comment by emma:
When you get bored of chasing a snake, and want to kiss the girl, try this game link.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 8:57pm.

Archived comment by someguyintexas:
I'm with Tim, I'm thinking 'can I see thigh' more than 'can I see breasts'.

Also, I married someone who became a cute librarian, and I get to see her thighs all the time.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 1:42pm.

Archived comment by Mike:
I didn't mean to derail or anything. I thought it was relevant to the quote-- heck, I didn't notice they were all wearing gloves until game 20 or so.

And Susan makes me seasick. Have you seen how they all expand and contract? Creepy.

You know what I think of when I look at my own clothes? The prices. I'm not usually a bargain hunter or anything, but I take a strange pride in finding good sales. My favorite sweater is still the one I got at Target for fifty cents (plus tax).

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 1:07pm.

Archived comment by Monk:
I was imagining more of a cyclops - but instead of one eye, jiggling above her forehead would be a singular boob.

Of course her moods would be much easier to ascertain with the visible THO.....

Free The Hamster

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 1:00pm.

Archived comment by Paul:
Heh heh heh. Cee-boob. I like it. Although it does bring a rather unflattering image to mind, of a woman with a sagging Uniboob...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 11:25am.

Archived comment by Cebu:
Yeah, please no one call me Ce-boob. Cause I won't answer to it. Freak!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 11:25am.

Archived comment by Monk:
does she chat on ICboob?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 11:21am.

Archived comment by Intelligirly:
*snicker* Just call her ce-boob.

I'm a simple gal.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 11:14am.

Archived comment by tim:
Rofl
cebu...you crack me up

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 10:52am.

Archived comment by Cebu:
I tried that game. First of all, it took forever to load with my pokey dial-up (broadband gets hooked up tuesday!!!). Then the music started and I laughed my ass off. I love the music. I sucked at playing it, though, and quickly gave up. Heck, I can see boobs anytime if I want.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 8:59am.

Archived comment by Monk:
hehehehe.....mike killed IP.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 8:42am.

Archived comment by Jon:
Something to look forward to when I get home. :)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 8:20am.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
Anyone that hadn't originally clicked on the link is now all "what?! Ah heck, I gotta see this...(grumble grumble)"
heh. cool.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 8:19am.

Archived comment by Monk:
arvid - look at the number and placement of the hashmarks for each girl.

Now stop bothering me.

FreeTheHamsters!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 8:08am.

Archived comment by Arvid:
Important note, if you are try to do a snap u-turn by turning twice as fast as possible the game sometimes will just turn the snake without moving sideways and kill you. And it might just be me but I think that Amber seems to get her clothes off fastest. Not that I'd know anything about that *innocent aura*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 7:53am.

Archived comment by tim:
Thank you my zen-like master of hamsters

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 7:44am.

Archived comment by Monk:
use the keyboard arrows to direct the square in the upper left. You MUST keep it on the screen (it doesn't wrap). You pick up the blinking square and it adds - snakelike. As you pick up new squares, the "meter" on the right rises. Once the meter rises to the hash marks - her clothes dissappear.

Now stop bothering me.....I almost have her shirt off....

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 7:41am.

Archived comment by tim:
you wanna tell me how to play??
I can't figure it out

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 7:09am.

Archived comment by Monk:
Mike!!!!!!

Don't post those sites anymore, ok. My morning is now shot. I only returned to tell you that. Now I must go try Susan...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 6:27am.

Archived comment by J:
I wondered how they came up with Ronald McDonald...
Thanks emma.
(Have a frootbat)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 5:48am.

Archived comment by emma:
And if you're one out of four dinner male dinner patrons....can I see breasts? no? $3 off the tip.
(loosely constructed data from MANY years in the service industry)
makeup-worth $2
cool shoes only worth $.25
out there colours so he can tell which waitron you are worth $2.25

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 3:20am.

Archived comment by Mike:
I've been playing this game for the past hour and ended up concentrating on winning too much to notice the... uh...
(loud annoying music, but safe for work if you're as bad at it as I am)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 2:19am.

Archived comment by J:
I just keep hearing this local add for an energy company:

Girl walks in (happy): "I just spent a major part of my salary on this new dress. It was pricy, but I really like it. What do you think?"
Guy(monotone voice) : "It does make you look kind of fat."

Kris I agree, bookstores are a monetary hazard. I just can't seem to enter one without coming out with an armful of books. It's not just the smell of new books, but the look of a filled library as well. I'm currently looking for a couple of new bookcases. I filled the last one in 3 months.

Buying clothes is no problem. As long as we're in the comfortzone it's fine by me.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 1:40am.

Archived comment by Alienfromastrangeplanet:
I thought it sounded more like something from Friends. The "Can I see breasts?" part sounds like Joey to me.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/31/2002 - 1:27am.

Archived comment by Mike:
My favorite library game is to bring such a strange collection of books to the checkout counter that the librarian gives in to curiosity and asks you what the connection is. (*sigh*) I have no life to speak of.

How do you "walk around with those things"? How do you not? (*shudder*) Like a state of perpetual anticipation wouldn't be weird. Heh, women.

Oh, and once this strange neighborhood girl came to the window naked to see if she could get a reaction out of us guys. No, I didn't notice. (*sigh*) I have n-- well, you get the idea.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 10:04pm.

Archived comment by Rosina:
one more thing:

we librarians do fantasize about you patrons.

we also check you out, and not in the lending-borrowing sense. ;)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 10:01pm.

Archived comment by Rosina:
Tips for getting the cute-librarian attention:

Don't ask for personal opinions about books.
I'm a librarian (paraprof), and before becoming one I used to love to read, now my relationship with books is like that of a gynecologist towards women: for someone is pleasure, for me is work.

Compliment their clothing.

Simply ask her out.

Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT stalk her.
That applies to any woman.

Don't say complimentary comments via co-workers.
There's nothing more frustating than to hear:
"hey, remember that patron that you liked?, he asked me about you, he says your cute. forgot his name, sorry."

all I can remember at the moment.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 5:40pm.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
Unless you ask in that Rico Suave' kind of voice...then you'll probably just get directed to the juvenile section.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 4:15pm.

Archived comment by daen:
That line's more likely to get a response from a librarian than any of the standards-- it at least invites some kind of conversation.

Better yet, ask her to recommend a good book for you. That should be worth five or ten minutes of discussion.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 3:12pm.

Archived comment by Zed:
Try this classic librarian pickup line from "The Far Side", Kofuzi:

"So... you read any good books lately?"

(Remember, "The Far Side": your source for quality dating tips.)

And boys are into anticipation, too! We're thinking "I hope I get to see some breasts."

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 2:32pm.

Archived comment by Monk:
whew...I thought you said "clam" in that last line.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 2:30pm.

Archived comment by Denise:
I actually had a training class that I was teaching where I accidently saw a "package".
He stood up to stretch and had no chonies on... and it just sort of popped out the barn door.

It was pretty difficult to go back to discussing claim authorizations after that.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 2:23pm.

Archived comment by marinerd:
Denise, you're right, boys are weird.

This thread reminds me of a Seinfeld episode (doesn't everything?) where Elaine asks Jerry how you guys "walk around with those things"!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 2:10pm.

Archived comment by Monk:
I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link. I will not post a link.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 1:53pm.

Archived comment by Jon:
Remind me not to send Denise anything in the mail...

What? She said *packages*.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 12:58pm.

Archived comment by Denise:
"Men look at clothes and think, 'Can I see breasts? Then it's good.'"

unless of course they're at their mom's house
or visiting grandma at the old folks home
or a sumo wrestling match..

It's so funny how men need such visual stimulation and women find it more exciting to have the anticipation. I have never in my life thought, boy I hope I see some nice packages tonight...

Boys are weird.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 12:20pm.

Archived comment by Meggie Moo:
heh heh hard cover.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 11:58am.

Archived comment by Ameroogie:
There's nothing like a cute librarian to turn a paperback into a hard cover. Must be her glasses dangerously tettering at the end of her nose?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 11:11am.

Archived comment by kofuzi:
there is a cute librarian that works in the library that i go to. i have been trying to figure out a good way to start up a conversation with her, but i haven't been able to think of one that wouldn't make me look hopelessly deficient.

although, i am beginning to think that simply saying hello might do fine.

*note: my namelink does not lead to a website about breasts.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 11:01am.

Archived comment by Paul:
*chuckle* That comment, of course, was primarily for your benefit, Cute Librarian...

There are one or two attractive females working in my local Barnes & Noble, but I always wonder if they're even of legal age yet, and whether or not I should even be looking at them... so I generally pay more attention to the clientele. Which can include some very pleasant sights.

But usually I just go in there to do homework.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 10:53am.

Archived comment by Cute Librarian:
Hey Paul: some bookstores do have cute librarians working at them. I worked at Borders before becoming a Cute Librarian.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/30/2002 - 10:17am.

Archived comment by hypoxic:
mmmmmmmmmmmm boobies. You know what about J. Lo's dress. it was great!

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