Archived comment by Monk:
I love JD.

*takes deep sniff*


ahhhhhhhhhhh

Archived comment by tim:
~Opening a bottle of Jack Daniels and waving under Monk's nose~
Here, smell this.

Archived comment by Monk:
Modest, aren't we tim.

oblonggata...


*must. stop. head. hurts.*

Archived comment by tim:
Yeah yeah..... accessories samples
Brain samples
Nothing like a well oiled brain I always say.
Well, not always, only when I'm dealing with a well lubricated medulla oblongata.
a slippery sensory organ...so to speak.

Archived comment by steff:
hey! those are samples. trial versions. facilitators, you might say. they're only in there because... um, because...

...hey! those are just samples!

Archived comment by tim:
"Wait a minute"........~ glancing in steffs car~......" What's all that stuff in the cup holders?"
Raising an eyebrow
" No Props huh?"
uh huh........your mind......yeah.
heh

Archived comment by tim:
I agree steff, and your mind looks great in black silk and hot wax.
; )

Archived comment by steff:
ohhhhh, THIS is the denial thread! someone's sister was wondering why someone didn't defend herself. well, i missed it, sorry. tim, all that's fine, but all at once?? i prefer to be complicated without props. after all, i want to be loved for my mind, not my accessories.

Archived comment by Parental Unit:
Yes steff - we're here all week, 2 shows a night, matinee on Wednesdays and Saturdays. The Parental Unit, Joe Napalm and tim comedy trio. Puns, political discourse and learned opinions. Plus Hamster jokes! (Monk keeps trying to join the act but is always distracted by some 'sweet young thang' and never makes it to rehearsal).

Archived comment by fair_n_hite_451:
No way Cebu, veal is yummy.

And I can't believe Monk missed a chance to post after you talking about how he likes all his beef underaged like veal. Seemed like a perfect innuendo (a word, which in and of itself contains innuendo) opportunity to me.

Archived comment by Cebu:
Try the veal!

(actually, don't. veal BAD.)

Archived comment by Jon:
Don't forget to tip your cow!

Archived comment by steff:
gee, will you guys be here all week?

Archived comment by Joe Napalm:

And Memphis is in Egypt.

*drops a scarab's burdren in the collection basket on the way out*

...Heh heh...

-Jn-
Efreeti Sophist

Archived comment by tim:
heheheh
Nice one PU
I love puns.
but unfortunately it also reminds of a Talking Heads lyric
" Did I forget, forget to mention Memphis,
Home of Elvis and the ancient greeks,
What do I smell. I smell home cooking
It's only the river
It's only the river"
Now back to your normally scheduled reality.

Archived comment by Parental Unit:
tim - go look in Egypt. Isn't that where 'de Nile' is?

bada bum bada bum.

Thank you, thank you - please don't forget to click on the Donate link as you exit.

Archived comment by Jon:
It ain't just a river, you know!

Archived comment by tim:
~looking around~
Hmmmm.......I don't See a denial anywhere.............

Archived comment by Intelligirly:
You know, normally I'm okay with all the..*ahem* "innuendo". But that mental picture Tim broadcast so loudly was about my SISTER. *sigh* Not that I didn't already know that about her...

Archived comment by tim:
Break out the clothes pins, silk ties,hot wax, cat-o-nine tails ,feathers, ice cubes,and the blind folds...steff likes it complicated.
Woohoo

~ runs away~

Archived comment by Katrina aka officialPICgirl:
Complicated or???? *toothy grin* Why steff, I never knew that about you. Let me send you some literature.

*L*

Archived comment by steff:
i like it that way, katrina. the complicated, not the other.

really.

...oh, nevermind.

Archived comment by Katrina aka officialPICgirl:
Saint, don't get me started on the whole sado-masochistic thing..... it's complicated and so is steff. There's not explaining her to anyone.

*diving behind the couch*



Hey guys! It's been a while since I've been around! I've kinda sorta in a mentally deranged way missed you.

Archived comment by steff:
i dunno... ask HER! =D

Archived comment by Saint:
But if you were into it, then you wouldn't mind it, and it wouldn't be sadistic to do it. Therefore, why would she bother?

Archived comment by steff:
*ahem* to clarify: if she's beating ME (assuming that i'm enjoying it), that makes me the masochistic one, not the dominating one. =P, yourself!

Archived comment by Jon:
She's beating you now? Wow, you're really taking this dominatrix thing to heart, Mistress steff!
: - P

Sow sows. Sow what? Sew it up. Feeling sow-sow today.

Archived comment by steff:
exactly, she beat me to it. partner implies that we're both to blame. =) i'm not really any good at giving orders anyway - i prefer to make requests that seem to compelling to argue with.

Archived comment by Katrina aka officialPICgirl:
But PUnit, I've always taken "partner" as more of a an equal footing sort of thing and I'm always happy to share blame contrary to the popular belief that I am unable to share anything. *L*

We have all KINDS of weird euphemisms up here in the Flatlands.

Archived comment by Parental Unit:
But Katrina - You ARE the PIC, are you not? So you only do what steff tells you, so blaming steff for the bucket is appropriate; you're just 'following orders'.

And can you really jitterbug? Is THAT what they call it up in Sask?

Archived comment by Katrina aka officialPICgirl:
Steff, I've been enjoying myself watching you get blamed for my bucket dunking. Ya ya...

*jitter bugging away*

Archived comment by steff:
did i mention it's NOT MY BUCKET?? sheesh. says "property of katrina" all over it in big red letters... matt, that's 8 p.m. for you, 10 MY time. you've been bad. and late.

ok jon... purple suckers then. they go with the site. plus, they'll turn your tongue a funny color! ;9

Archived comment by Jon:
I'm a sucker for suckers, unirregardless of
color.

Yes, unirregardless. If irregardless =
regardless, unirregardless makes about as
much sense.

Archived comment by Matt:
Shore leave, Parental Unit. If I'm not back in by Tuesday at 10:00 p.m., steff whips out the boots and paddle and... um... suddenly this doesn't sound very much like punishment.

I'm sure she'll find something more appropriate.

Archived comment by Parental Unit:
Thank you Jon - you get one Loonie pt. for backing me up. And thank you Militant Matt, I guess steff let you out of the bucket, eh?

Archived comment by Matt, Militant Grammarian:
*wave of hand*

You don't need to cite him for his tense error.

Move along.

Archived comment by fair_n_hite_451:
D'oh! A tense crime. Damn, the Grammarians will be here in no time.

Archived comment by fair_n_hite_451:
I was lucky enough to catch some tapings of "Kids" when I used to live in the Big Smoke. Complete with live performances of the theme song by Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet. Fun stuff for sure.

They're funnier live (as I supposed most comics are) because they get to use all the words that the CBC never let them go to air with.

Archived comment by steff:
the 'points' stock is falling anyway, jon. green suckers are REALLY where it's at, if you can get them.

Archived comment by Jon:
No, PU is right. It's a Password in "Horsefeathers", it wasn't a Secret Word until the gameshow. If he were asking for the first use of it, I would have been right.
*shrug* I still have some other points around here somewhere.

Archived comment by Obsidiana:
Kids in the Hall is probably the only show that I could watch over and over and over again and never get sick of. I love it.

Archived comment by Katrina aka officialPICgirl:
Rick's departure is a sad thing and it never hurt that, for me, he was total eye-candy. *L* I always did find people with that style of sense of humor attractive. *L*

Archived comment by fair_n_hite_451:
If you like Corky, you should also check out The Arrogant Worms. Same sort of musically themed biting social commentary.

And I totally agree Kat - Mercer was the best thing on "22". It's not going to be the same show now that's he's off.

Archived comment by Matt:
Love Corky And The Juice Pigs. And Sean Cullen, as a solo artist, about dislocated my rapidly dropping jaw with his "Food Of Your Choice."

And 90% of Kids In The Hall is funnier than than the best 25% of Saturday Night Live (in the last 20 years).

Archived comment by Katrina aka officialPICgirl:
Fair, not so much Kids but I LOVE 22 minutes! They have a real biting sense of ha ha that I love. My favorite? Rick Mercer's streeters. Oh and "Talking to Americans"! I kill myself laughing at that every time, or shake my head in sadness because they find the most clueless people. Sad sad sad. *L*

Archived comment by fair_n_hite_451:
Katrina:

What about Kids in the Hall? Or Corky and the Juice Pigs? Or the gang from This Hour has 22 Minutes?

.... those guys are funny.

Archived comment by Katrina aka officialPICgirl:
stef, methinks I am back now. Get on ICQ cause I wanna dish about my Friday night!

I am leaving myself open here but I HATE all so-called "comedy" groupings like the Marx brother, Laurel and Hardy yada yada yada..... they are just NOT funny.

Archived comment by tim:
Actually PU the " swordfish" routine was first used in " Horsefeathers"
and later the Secret Woid was used on both the radio and TV show.
Groucho died the same week as Elvis and because of that his death was overshadowed a bit.
Being a Huge Groucho/Marx Bros. fan I always felt bad about that.

My Favorite Groucho song:

" Today, Father is Father's day
And we're giving you...a tie
It's not much you know
It's just our way of showing you
We think you're a regular guy.
You say that it was nice of us to bother
But it really was a pleasure to fuss
Because according to our mother....your our Father
And that's good enough for us
And that's good enough for us"

Archived comment by Parental Unit:
Sorry Jon - No cool pts., or close but no cigar. I was thinking of the secret word from Groucho's TV show (Swordfish). And no I'm not old enough to have seen it, but I have seen that bit and Alan Alda used to often do a Groucho bit on MASH.

I did see Groucho in person once. He was walking to the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion once (for a ceremony in his honor a few months before he died). He walked right by us and I wouldn't have known who it was if my friend Mike (who was a theatre nut) recognized him.

Archived comment by steff:
feeling better, katrina? *grin*