12 May 2000
Submitted by eve on Fri, 06/09/2000 - 11:05am. Graffiti
"I am on the verge of insanity knocking on the door of truth. The door opens and I find I've been knocking from the inside."
--Written on a blackboard outside of my math final
Well, given the exam that followed, that was almost an inspirational message. Because it's always nice to know you're not the only one who's been driven insane.
4 May 2000
Submitted by eve on Sat, 05/06/2000 - 1:47am. Um...
"Hi, I want to buy the shirt in the window?"
"Ummm... Which one?"
*points*
*long pause*
"That's not a shirt... That's just... saran wrap we put around the dummy because we didn't have a shirt."
Which just goes to show that anything can pass as fashion.
15 March 2000
Submitted by eve on Sat, 05/06/2000 - 12:37am. Tragic
"And then he's all, 'Marry Me'"
"Oh gawd what'd you say?"
"Sorry, desperation isn't something I'm looking for in a husband."