Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 03/06/2002 - 10:59am.
Archived comment by SaraTrot:
As long as we're all telling jokes...
The first mate of a ship runs up to his captain and tells him, "There's a pirate ship thats about to attack!" The captain asks his first mate to bring him his red shirt. The first mate does so and the captain puts it on, they fight the battle and win. "Wow, that was amazing" lauded the first mate, "but why did you want the red shirt?" His captain answered, "Because if I was shot, then you wouldn't see the blood and I would still be considered a great captain." Later the first mate came running the captain, "Captain, there's two pirate ships ready to attack!" To which the captain replied, "Bring me my brown pants."
As long as we're all telling jokes...
The first mate of a ship runs up to his captain and tells him, "There's a pirate ship thats about to attack!" The captain asks his first mate to bring him his red shirt. The first mate does so and the captain puts it on, they fight the battle and win.
"Wow, that was amazing" lauded the first mate, "but why did you want the red shirt?"
His captain answered, "Because if I was shot, then you wouldn't see the blood and I would still be considered a great captain."
Later the first mate came running the captain, "Captain, there's two pirate ships ready to attack!"
To which the captain replied, "Bring me my brown pants."