19 May 2006
Submitted by eve on Fri, 05/19/2006 - 10:56pm. Um...
"So, are you from San Francisco?"
"...No, but my fiance is."
"Oh, so you're just here for the Bay to Breakers?"
"I live here."
"Oh, that's great. We're having this party afterwards, you should come. All girls get a thong... in your size... we're taking pictures... you know, to promote our website."
--The world's skeeziest guy, and a girl in the restroom line at Tommy's Mexican restaurant.
21 May 2006
Submitted by eve on Sun, 05/21/2006 - 10:59pm. Funny
"I think it's good if a guy knows what a Paddington bag is."
"It's still not getting me laid!"
--A girl and a guy in the Beard Papa queue
27 May 2006
Submitted by eve on Sat, 05/27/2006 - 8:02pm. Beautiful
\"I want her to have a going away party, so I can say, \'Oh, I\'m not going. I\'ll be celebrating in private.\'\"
--A girl talking to a guy on BART