Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 03/04/2002 - 11:27pm.
Archived comment by Keli:
Heard this really recently:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. The first night, they roasted marshmallows, sang songs, and went to bed. The next morning, before sunrise, Holmes shook Watson awake and said, "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you deduce." Watson pauses and then replies, "Because the universe is infinite, there must be billions of stars. Because there are billions of stars, there must be planets orbiting some of them. Because there are so many planets, there must be one like Earth. So I deduce that we are not alone in the universe." Holmes yells, "Watson, you idiot! Someone stole our tent!"
Some of the jokes you've told on here have been my favorites for years--especially the Trids joke.
Heard this really recently:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. The first night, they roasted marshmallows, sang songs, and went to bed. The next morning, before sunrise, Holmes shook Watson awake and said, "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you deduce." Watson pauses and then replies, "Because the universe is infinite, there must be billions of stars. Because there are billions of stars, there must be planets orbiting some of them. Because there are so many planets, there must be one like Earth. So I deduce that we are not alone in the universe." Holmes yells, "Watson, you idiot! Someone stole our tent!"
Some of the jokes you've told on here have been my favorites for years--especially the Trids joke.