Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 03/04/2002 - 3:31pm.
Archived comment by Mike:
Breakfast Club! (*collects his half point*) That's right, slow and steady....
A lawyer and his best friend go on a camping trip. They have a great first night, eating, drinking, and reminiscing under the stars. The next morning, as they crawl out of their tents, they are shocked to see a huge, ferocious grizzly bear making its way towards them.
The lawyer casually bends down and starts tying his shoes.
"What are you doing?" asks his friend. "Don't you know that bears can run faster than people?"
"I don't have to outrun the grizzly," the lawyer replies. "I just have to outrun you."
Breakfast Club! (*collects his half point*) That's right, slow and steady....
A lawyer and his best friend go on a camping trip. They have a great first night, eating, drinking, and reminiscing under the stars. The next morning, as they crawl out of their tents, they are shocked to see a huge, ferocious grizzly bear making its way towards them.
The lawyer casually bends down and starts tying his shoes.
"What are you doing?" asks his friend. "Don't you know that bears can run faster than people?"
"I don't have to outrun the grizzly," the lawyer replies. "I just have to outrun you."