Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 03/04/2002 - 3:30pm.
Archived comment by Montygirl:
Ok, first off - passerby and anson2, we don't discuss Eve leaving EVER. We just live in denial ... or maybe it's like Santa in The Santa Clause: someone becomes an "Eve" if Eve can no longer be Eve.
OK, here's my bad joke:
Old man goes into a bar. "Bartender, give everyone in the house a drink, including yourself." So the bartender does. When he comes to collect for the drinks, the old man has no money, so the bartender hops over the bar, beats up the old man and throws him out into the street.
A few days later, same old guy comes back into the bar, tells the bartender "a round of drinks for everyone and the bartenders, too!" Well, the bartender figures he wouldn't pull the same stunt with the beating he received, so he gives everyone a drink. But, when he comes to collect, the old man is penniless. So, the bartender hops over the bar, beats the old man and throws him out into the street.
A few days later the old man comes in, says to the bartender, "a round for everyone, except you."
The bartender pauses, looks at the old man, and asks, "You wanna buy everyone a drink except for me?"
"Yessir, I do," says the old guy.
"You don't wanna buy me a drink?" says the puzzled bartender.
Ok, first off - passerby and anson2, we don't discuss Eve leaving EVER. We just live in denial ... or maybe it's like Santa in The Santa Clause: someone becomes an "Eve" if Eve can no longer be Eve.
OK, here's my bad joke:
Old man goes into a bar. "Bartender, give everyone in the house a drink, including yourself." So the bartender does. When he comes to collect for the drinks, the old man has no money, so the bartender hops over the bar, beats up the old man and throws him out into the street.
A few days later, same old guy comes back into the bar, tells the bartender "a round of drinks for everyone and the bartenders, too!" Well, the bartender figures he wouldn't pull the same stunt with the beating he received, so he gives everyone a drink. But, when he comes to collect, the old man is penniless. So, the bartender hops over the bar, beats the old man and throws him out into the street.
A few days later the old man comes in, says to the bartender, "a round for everyone, except you."
The bartender pauses, looks at the old man, and asks, "You wanna buy everyone a drink except for me?"
"Yessir, I do," says the old guy.
"You don't wanna buy me a drink?" says the puzzled bartender.
"No, you get mean when you drink."