"We love the fishes 'cause they're sooo delicious...
*singing absent-mindedly off-key*
SQUELCH! Squelch?
*sighs*
We love the squelch 'cause it's so..."
--One of the Squelch pushers out on Sproul Plaza

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(The Heurestic Squelch being, of course, Berkeley's "only intentionally funny publication.")
(***Update** The link isn't broken, their site is just down. Give it another look later, some funny stuff there.)