"This store is so discriminatory! The girls' section is twice as big as the guys' section! And you get more selection too-- all they make for us is jeans and t shirts. You get tube tops. Pink tube tops!"
--Deadly serious dissatisfied customer at Old Navy to his female companion

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First: Wow, this guy has almost as good an argument going as Mr Manthy does. (Sorry, inside joke.)

Second: Call me cruel, but do you really want to see any guy who has big enough breasts to hold up a tube top... in anything so tight as a tube top?!