"How many times do I have to tell you this? In the end, Walmart is going to take over the world. Not Starbucks." Boy at H.S. in exasperated tone.
"Eww. Walmart is so dirty though." Girl
"Well, remember Hitler? He wasn't too clean himself and he almost succeeded." Boy
"True. But I don't really care who takes over the world as long as it's not Walmart or George W. Bush." Girl