Mmm... Rice pudding.
Submitted by Fat Paul on Wed, 08/17/2005 - 10:00am. Um...
"My mother used to make it for us when I was a kid. I used to smear it all over my body and walk in front of cars. Like a white woman."

-An old lady at work, on the wonders of rice pudding. Either it was some sort of poorly-conceived joke, or she's finally going senile. She's white, by the way.
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Anne Onymous
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