Dont Forget
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Fri, 06/10/2005 - 12:13pm. Funny
Conductor making announcement as train draws into the train station:

Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are probably aware, we are shortly arriving at Stratford Station. Please remember to take all your possessions with you: your small children … false teeth … your granddad … nagging wife … and miserable husband. Have a good journey wherever you are going !

3rd February 2004

District Line Railway Train, Stratford E15
Your name:
Anne Onymous
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