Dominick The Donkey
Submitted by Apple on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 11:42am. Funny
"Why would Santa need Dominick to get over the hills of Italy if he has flying reindeer??"
"Uh, perhaps because after the first couple of houses worth of Italian cooking, maybe they can't haul his fat ass high enough."
"That's what you get for letting him live with Apple."

My shocked brother, my smart aleck of an 8 year old nephew, and my dad on Christmas Eve.
Your name:
Anne Onymous
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