Oh ... *now* you tell me!
Submitted by MaeveEnRoute on Mon, 12/27/2004 - 1:20am. Beautiful
Woman to waiter: Is there something going on tonight?
Waiter to woman: I think there's going to be a DJ here later.
Woman to waiter: Oh, do you know who?
Waiter to woman: [missed this]
Woman to waiter: Cool - when does he get here?
Waiter to woman: (pause) I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't speak English. (turns abruptly, walks away)
Your name:
Anne Onymous
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