"Sometimes people talk in their sleep and reveal secrets. But I don't think I've kept any secrets from you."
"I don't think I've kept any secrets from you either."
"Good. So we don't have to worry about talking in each other's sleep."
~Me and my best friend, trying to fall asleep. I make the stupidest gaffes at night

(Here comes the giant parade of quotes from the two weeks I was gone)