Wiener is a funny word
Submitted by yeswehavenofries on Mon, 07/05/2004 - 9:45am. Funny
"Of course the winning contestant will receive a year's supply of weiners and condiments, but the real reason they are competing today is for the chance to win the coveted (insert dramatized pause here) mustard yellow belt!"

--Commentator on the World Championship Hot Dog Eating Competition

So I'm thinking, what the hell kind of prize is that? After wolfing down over 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes, would you really want to see another hot dog? I also really enjoyed how they referred to hot dogs as wieners.
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