"Yesterday Jake and I went for a walk in stanley park, but on the bus on the way there we met a jesus. He used to be a santa. but now he's a jesus, and he got to ride the bus for free because he's a messanger from god. But he will go back on his spaceship. He gave us pennies and then we sacrificed the pennies to the giant head in the park."


Random girl on a greyhound bus. I didn't ask any questions. Why? Because I'm almost postive she wasn't talking to me. But, because of her lazy eye, I really couldn't be sure...