At the local Food Lion (a grocery chain) they had a sign up a couple of years ago that someone had apparently made using some sort of MS Word template. It read, in big bold letters: "WANTED: EXPERIENCED MEAT Cutters." (The "Cutters" part was in a smaller font and not bold.)

I was sorely tempted to walk in there, find a female manager and swagger up to her, thrust my hips forward and declare, "I'm experienced meat. Where do ya want me?"