"Okay, so two Christmases ago I ask my grandma for a cardigan. Just a nice little Mr. Rogers' cardigan, you know, with the sleeves and the...? Well, Christmas morning, I get this nasty old lady sweater from the ugliest section of Wal-Mart God ever created!! So the next year I ask for a cardigan and I specify that I want the sleeves and everything. Guess what? EXACT SAME SWEATER!"
~Girl at drama practice.