Well, that's one way of handling it...
Submitted by paul on Mon, 12/15/2003 - 11:26am. Beautiful
"I'm sorry you got separated from us. I gotcha... it's okay..." *artificially bright voice* "So you wanna learn about barf?"

--A father with a frightened and weeping daughter at the Science Museum's exhibit "Grossology", which is all about the more disgusting aspects of the human body.

It worked, too- she cracked up.
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