"And so there I was wanting to put it down where I wanted it, when some other schmuck puts his there instead!"
A rather loud guy at the local supermarket. This wouldn't have struck me as odd, and I probably wouldn't blog it, if he were talking to someone else. He was screaming at himself. No, no hands-free miniscule cell phone, either. I don't think I want to know what he's wanting to put down, and yet, my curiosity is threatening to shut down vital functions if I don't find out. *grin*