11 June 2000
Submitted by eve on Sun, 06/11/2000 - 10:40pm. Other
"I'd like roast beef and to-mah-to on wheat, please."
--Man with a heavy British accent at the Andronico's deli

"Roast beef-endomato? We don't got that."
--A dubious deli employee

"Oh come on, surely you have... er, if I asked you for roast beef and toe-MAY-toes, would that settle the matter?"
--Man #1, attempting an Americanized pronunciation
When in Rome... order your sandwiches in Roman if the deli clerks look dim.
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