Seen at a Main St stoplight in Cortez, CO: A scrawny blonde man holding up a wooden cross about six inches taller than he is, with a plaque reading "Jesus" nailed to the crosspiece. As traffic passes, he gives the drivers thumbs-up, then gestures wildly at his cross as if someone might miss it if he didn't point it out.

A coworker suggested that perhaps the man was hitchiking, and wanted potential rides to know he was a Christian.